R.L.S.

Stands for

R. Really
L. Long
S. Shaft

A syndrome characterized by having an abnormally long or large penis shaft.

Girl: Why can't you sleep?
Guy: I got the R.L.S. I keep gettin tangled up.
Girl: Youre gettin tangled in your legs from Restless Leg Syndrome?
Guy: Nope.
Girl: ;D

by Longbird June 5, 2011

R.L.S. (Real Life Shit)

Turmoil that happens in real life;

Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)

Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??

Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.

Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.

by "H.I.M." October 4, 2009

K A R L S O N V I B E

The theme for the game Milkman Karlson by the youtuber Danidev.

K A R L S O N V I B E is da best song ever.

by aasdxergvtkgfsddfggbvcd69420cx March 30, 2022

R.L.P.S.

Reinstatement letter plagerism system

When I wanted to get reinstated they ran my letter through the R.L.P.S. (relps), and found multiple hits.

by Second Macabee November 19, 2007

C.A.R.L.O.S

C.A.R.L.O.S: Coolest Asshole aRound Loves Outrages Sex

"C.A.R.L.O.S is a asshole yea but he's a cool asshole"
"C.A.R.L.O.Sfucked Lisa very hardcore shit was outrages"

by Carlitoz April 2, 2008

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S)

Anela is a very beautiful girl and the best girlfriend, cousin, bestfriend, wife, friend, sister, mom, grandma… etc. she has long dark wavy hair but don't get confused because Anela loves to dye her hair different colors. Anela has big beautiful eyes and long eyelashes she likes to wear glasses but has good eyesight. Anela is a very playful person and loves to go out. Anela hate when they have to text first btw she loves it when someone texts her first, because it will inform her if you really have interest in her. If you do ever find yourself an Anela you wont have to worry about her finding interest in other guys because she doesn’t feel comfortable talking to multiple guys just incase things get serious with one. Anela is not a extrovert nor introvert but she loves to keep to herself and not get into any drama and if you do get to know an Anela she is funny, smart, pretty, and a great person overall. Never let go of an Anela especially if her star signs a Leo!

Person: hey, do you know Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S)
Other Person: No, but I think I’ve seen her around. I’ve never talked to her but she seems really cool and I want to get to know her.
Person: Yeah! Anela is pretty cool, just follow her on instagram.
Other Person: alright bet imma slide in her dms lol

by FAXONG222 July 17, 2022