dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.

Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.

by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006

Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.

Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.

by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 23, 2012

Meat Koozie

Another word for the pubic area of a females anatomy that helps to keep a gentleman's member nice and insulated during intercourse.

My sister's friend showed me her Meat Koozie and it reminded me of an old catchers mit.

by That'sWhat SheSaid(7508) July 31, 2008

40 koozie

A brown paper bag for a 40oz bottle of malt liquor

Liquor store clerk: Got some 40s?
Me: yeah, turning up tonight
Clerk: Cool let me get you some 40 Koozies

by Boozeman1026 December 8, 2016