kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.

Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

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muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

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kooleen

Gordon ramsay of art

Person1:Hey do you wanna see my art?
Person2:sure.. It could use some shading and what happened to her face looks like she got run over
Person1:your such a kooleen

by Vie_art June 24, 2022

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kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

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kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

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