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Kool Aid Man

He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'
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kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power
"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"
kool aid man by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

kool-aid-man 

A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.
kool-aid-man by KoolAidMan December 9, 2008

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business
the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kool-aid man by stan February 16, 2005

Kool-aid Man

A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"
Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
Kool-aid Man by Brad Hallett May 16, 2005

kool-aid man

A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook