Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

kobayashi

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan

Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts

by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006

Kokamantratarius

Somebody who writes poems on the insides of public restrooms.

1: "Have you read this poem?"

2: "Yeah Kokamantratarius wrote it right?"

1: "Well, we are in a gas station"

by shooterjohnny June 13, 2009

kokanee

BC's own cool crisp glacier fresh taste

Bartender: "what can i get you son?"
Joe: "what's the best beer you got?"
Bartender: "One Kokanee it is"

by beantowncanuck April 30, 2005

Koray

Koray is a Person that helps you in any Situation he is not just a Friend he is a Brother he is lovely and helpful he would give his Life for Others he is sweet not really good looking but his character is perfect he has a sexy body and a big penis and he is a Fighter he smokes drinks alcohol but he is the funniest and nicest guy on earth

A Real Man and Fighter Koray

by DianaFav November 8, 2018

kokanee

BC's own cool crisp glacier fresh taste

It's a sasqhatch on the mountain not a man... and it's only on some of the lables

by beantowncanuck April 30, 2005

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019