The end result of posting an article about a small website on Kotaku: a guaranteed fuck-ton of visitors to the site often resulting in sluggish site performance or a crash.
When Kotaku posted the story about Goon City, the poor guy's server died from the flood of visitors. He got Kotaku'd.
by Nettle15 February 25, 2009
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Dude: Hey I saw this article at Kotaku.
Butthurt Homo: Yo f*** that site and f*** you for even reading that bull!
Dude: erm.. kay?
Butthurt Homo: Yo f*** that site and f*** you for even reading that bull!
Dude: erm.. kay?
by philanthropist02 October 4, 2018
Get the Kotaku mug.When critics attack for Kotaku for its lack of any journalistic integrity, Kotaku members, frothing in the mouth, will immediately tell you that its "just a blog". That's absolute bullshit. When a news blog has as large of a following as Kotaku does, its expected to have some fucking journalistic integrity.
That basically sums it up. The writers are rhetorically challenged, get 99% of their material from other websites (at least they credit the website), and post up information often without double checking their sources.
The commenters have some sort of caste system going on, where commenters that suck the writers' dicks get "starred", making their comments appear first and inflating their ego, but inadvertently also making them defend their star for their lives. The more ballsy star commenters sometimes criticize the shit writing when its too shitty for even them to read, which basically equals them losing their star. The other commenters depend on the political beliefs and humor of the star commenters to even let their comments be seen, since the only comments that can be seen besides the star commenters' are the ones promoted by them.
That basically sums it up. The writers are rhetorically challenged, get 99% of their material from other websites (at least they credit the website), and post up information often without double checking their sources.
The commenters have some sort of caste system going on, where commenters that suck the writers' dicks get "starred", making their comments appear first and inflating their ego, but inadvertently also making them defend their star for their lives. The more ballsy star commenters sometimes criticize the shit writing when its too shitty for even them to read, which basically equals them losing their star. The other commenters depend on the political beliefs and humor of the star commenters to even let their comments be seen, since the only comments that can be seen besides the star commenters' are the ones promoted by them.
Kotaku is the shittiest gaming news website on the planet. It's like the CAD of gaming news. And don't let me get started on Gawker.
by BubbleBuddy September 16, 2009
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Get the Koharu mug.Kohaú is a hibachi restaurant roleplay group on Roblox which was founded on February 12, 2019 by ScriptedJulia. They are based around a hibachi/teppanyaki style, and are able to express Japanese cuisine on the Roblox platform.
The roleplay group is highly known for its favoritism towards their player base, even their staff members (MRs+).
The roleplay group is highly known for its favoritism towards their player base, even their staff members (MRs+).
Player A: " I am a member of Kohaú Restaurant, my current is Junior Hibachi Chef!"
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Staff Member: "I am an Executive Director in Kohaú, if you encounter any issues , feel free to contact our staff team."
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Former staff: "Kohaú has serious problem with favoritism here, they usually hire them by their looks."
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Staff Member: "I am an Executive Director in Kohaú, if you encounter any issues , feel free to contact our staff team."
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Former staff: "Kohaú has serious problem with favoritism here, they usually hire them by their looks."
by kokokookokokoklol October 16, 2021
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Wow is that Koharu over there? She’s so beautiful!
Wow that girl is really funny I bet her name is Koharu.
Wow that girl is really funny I bet her name is Koharu.
by SallyTheChicken November 21, 2021
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