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a gay unicorn man who acts and looks like a drag queen
he's the definition of perfection
did you hear that Kohaku is dating a homeless man?
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Kohamula 

The name that always gets asked the definition of but has none.
Random person: What does Kohamula mean?

Kohamula: It has no meaning
Kohamula by Totally not kohamula August 30, 2021
Kotaku is a word invented by the website Kotaku, it is a mixture of the Japanese word Otaku, meaning geek/nerd, and the letter K, which when combined forms a URL which is not Otaku.com, which must have been taken at the time.

Kotaku is commonly thought to be a video game news site, and also commonly thought to be a geek/otaku blog, it is neither, it is in fact an internet social experiment on how uninteresting commenters can be if they're all terrified of being banned for not being good little tools.

Kotaku is a mixed bag, with the topic at hand ever changing, but has hard hitting articles such as "Don't be homophobic" and "Look at the gifts Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft sent me" and "Look at this porn I found of Final Fantasy characters" and "Who wants to yiff with me in Second Life?" and "Talk amongst yourselves".
Mike Fahey at Kotaku likes to masturbate to Half-Bestiality on Second Life.
Kotaku by Mr John Wilson June 17, 2010

kohakuswife 

a tiktoker and a former editor...but they have never edited their username once! which is sus
x : bro have u seen the kohakuswife's new edit?
y: yeah bro it was raadd
kohakuswife by phvssed June 29, 2021
A girl that is always smiling and friendly, but rejects guys hard. She's pretty, but don't be fooled, she's a girl boss.
Guy: Hey, can I have your number?

Koharu: No
Koharu by kr4kaen October 5, 2021
The place where journalistic integrity goes to die. Supposedly a blog about gaming, but when you visit the front page you'll struggle to find anything relevant. You'll see random videos, cosplayer galleries, inside jokes, discussions about the editors' personal lives, and a load of other bullshit. When they do get around to posting some actual news, it's usually poached from better sites.

Worse still is the commenting system. The editors love to play favorites, and will promote sycophancy with "stars" while censoring anything remotely critical. The commenters usually have nothing but praise for the staff, which is hardly shocking when you learn that they've been handpicked from the outset, having to "audition" in order to post. You'll always see the same handful of "star" commenters making the same brainless posts. Essentially, it's one big circle jerk, and unless you're ready to kiss some ass, you're not invited.
"I got banned by those Nazis at Kotaku for pointing out what a bunch of talentless hacks the editors are."

"Kotaku can kiss my ass. Those retards wouldn't know journalism if it smacked them in the face."

Kotaku user: "Durr hurr hurr, I love reading about the editor's kids, toilet habits and food preferences because I'm a loser with no life. I have a gold star and make fifty posts a day on Kotaku but I'll still die alone, durr."
Kotaku by Kuck Fauxtaku August 31, 2009