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Koalaing 

Where you latch yourself to your significant other in an attempt to hold on (cuddle closely) as a cute koala would to a eucalyptus tree. Also koalaing refers to holding on to something very tight or someone as if dependent, or cudding by wrapping your arms and legs around the person as if they were a tree.
"My girlfriend is so good at koalaing, she can hold on even when I walk up the stairs."
Koalaing by dumpling765 December 20, 2019

koalaing 

When you non-stop cuddle under blankets with someone you like. Men are the eucalyptustrees & women are koalas wrapping their hands over men. "Every koalas dream is to own its own eucalyptus tree."
1#: Where do you think these 2 lovebirds have been for so long?
2#:I bet they are still koalaing.
koalaing by snTomato December 24, 2012

Koalaing 

To sneak up on someone and jump on their back in a koala like fashion. NOTE - before doing it to another guy make sure both of you are mutually hetero.
*friend walking*

Me: on this episode of you just got koalaed im going to sneak up that rare specimen right there

Friend: *guard lowered* *whistling*

me: *pounce on his back and completely subduing him*
Successful koalaing
Koalaing by presleyj-awesome December 19, 2011

Koalaing 

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.
"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"
Koalaing by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koalaing 

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you
Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny
Koalaing by Dcutt97 April 20, 2018

Koalaing 

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree
phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.
Koalaing by simon cowl December 10, 2011