knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

by Kirito Ice August 23, 2018

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo May 30, 2005

knock on wood

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

by SHAWTY March 13, 2005

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 11, 2009

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024