that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.
by GF August 29, 2005
Term created by Joe Lycett.
Used to describe an absolute idiot. Someone who is too bad to just use the word knobhead.
Used to describe an absolute idiot. Someone who is too bad to just use the word knobhead.
by back_from_whence June 26, 2018
Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 12, 2013
A trick to decieve your friends to get something that you want, though you may or may not deserve it. Or slyly doing something out of the view of your friends to get away with having to do more work.
Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"
similar to being two faced
Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"
similar to being two faced
1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.
2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.
3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend
4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.
2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.
3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend
4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.
by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004
The unofficial term for items customized or made to a bespoke specification for knobheads.
Typically refers to a white guy ordering something that is stereotypical of black gang culture, such as a range rover with blacked out windows and oversize wheels or a flat peak baseball cap.
Typically refers to a white guy ordering something that is stereotypical of black gang culture, such as a range rover with blacked out windows and oversize wheels or a flat peak baseball cap.
by Pewty Dino April 08, 2020
Someone so tremendously fucking stupid, they could be classified as Sub-Doorknob in intelligence. Specially used when someone still cannot use "Their", "They're and "There".
P1: Hey, I think that's they're wallet, you should give it back
P2: In the least amount of respect possible, you're a fucking knobhead.
P2: In the least amount of respect possible, you're a fucking knobhead.
by notabearonblacktarheroin February 28, 2021
by TheBanterLamp January 22, 2017