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knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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Knob slobbery

The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"
by Yupsidid October 1, 2017
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ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
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The Everlasting Knobslobber

A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...
"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"
by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 31, 2017
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