Knighting

The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.

"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."

by Stank Bob December 20, 2009

Knighting

Verb

nai·tuhng

The sexual act of investing (someone) with a title of knight using the penis.

“Girl, come over.. I’m knighting the tonight”

by CorpseBunnie October 31, 2025

Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.

-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.

by jouststrap July 21, 2011

Knighting the Bae

When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.

Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "

by keyks September 28, 2015

Pink knighting

Female version of a white knight
When a girl is constantly complimenting a guy on his apperance, aesthetics and other commentable things.

Most likely seen on facebook - liking lots of photos, flooding inbox with messages with the title "ur gawjuss <3" liking everyone of his status's and ofcourse getting seriously irate if any other girl dares to give him a compliment, or god forbid, like his new 'single' status.

Edit: desperate attention seeker or cyber stalker.

Lol, she thought you were srs, she won't take crap from anyone speaking badly of me, chick is pink knighting me hard

by CarlJay March 2, 2011

white knighting

In forum parlance, it means rushing to the aid of another poster for whatever reason. An accusation typically reserved for when a poster is being hammered by another poster(s) and the accused leaps in to defend them, usually without thinking things through as to why the person is being attacked.

Poster A: <Says something unfunny>
Poster B: Shut up, douche.
White Knight: Hey, leave him alone. Why are you all ganging up on him?
Poster B: Quite white knighting, douche.

by Boojoorooroo December 31, 2007

White Knighting

Standing up for someone or some thing, not in order to defend or help, but to make yourself look good.

Typically used by males, who have a rudimentary understanding of feminism and equality topics, using trendy words and expressions aimed to "sound good".

"If you don't know women who have been sexually abused it's because they don't trust you enough to tell you about it."
- Written by a white knight infamous for mistreating women.

or:

Girl is having argument with Boy 1 online, all civil.
Boy 2 interrupts/intervenes:
Boy 2: You are doing exactly what makes women uncomfortable around men.

Boy 1: Why are you White Knighting, bro?

by PH Berg September 29, 2018