kneetmares

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.

"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"

by penk June 19, 2010

Knektus Rektus

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).

"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"

by Liberos May 13, 2014

Kejty

5'1 tall and called child, calls other "Missy"

P1: Have you heard about Kejty also known as lilree200 on twitch?

P2: Yeah, they're amazing!

by Xehpen April 26, 2021

central knetting

1. the 'in' crowd

1. Unfortunately, my possession of a pocket protector has made it impossible for me to be part of the central knetting.

by Heather October 26, 2003

knetz

k-netz. the kpop side ofe the internet

knetz release your skin care routine! (because they were hating on nct 127 non-photoshopped pictures)🤡

by potaetop August 6, 2019

Knelt

Getting knelt is when someone provokes a negative reaction out of you by subtly tempting, tormenting, and disrespecting you in hopes that you stand up for yourself, defend yourself, and maintain your dignity, because he knows that you want to be able to walk around knowing you aren't letting someone have their way with you, because you would lose respect for yourself if you did so, all to relay your reaction to the proper authorities to come take your dignity once and for all, to make an example out of you to exploit the moral flaw in the legal system, which has never, in all of history, addressed provoking harassment and has been physically incarcerating people by holding their tongue since Socrates.

I'm glad to see that New Zealand and Ireland have reformed contempt of court, because I just got looked at blank-faced by every individual in the educational and legal punishment processes of verbally defending yourself, when it has happened to every single one of them as they uphold this childish tradition, after getting knelt by Mr. Niederhauser, who made me weigh my dignity with every aspect of my livelihood, because he knew I wasn't going to tolerate a situation where the only way I could graduate was to take something on the chin from some guy.

by Codey Neal September 26, 2019

knetz

plural of knet

knetz made her do it.

by r.renjun October 15, 2019