Klumped

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Klump Bump

The bump on someones forehead, under their eyebrows

I hung my coat on the klump bump.

by Renny Rimon May 11, 2007

Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

by shermanklump March 26, 2011

klump bump

The shelf on klumps's forehead

I hung my coat on the klump bump

by renny rimon December 25, 2008

klump dump

an big dump of klump

look at that klump dump!

by safesoap November 9, 2017