Klusterfuk

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."

I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.

by -Blood- August 12, 2012

Klunt

Simply the amalgamation of 2 words, Clumsy and Cunt

That guy is a proper klunt!!

by Edwin Longshanks August 31, 2011

klutzfuckery

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.

Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!

by Katatbat October 10, 2020

klutz

A Clumsy person.

That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz

by Total Clad May 15, 2004

Kluther

A word used to describe a person lacking both sophication and intelect. The word was derived in NEPA primarily Jefferson Twp. and is used in everyday verbal decrepencies with Big Joe.

That Matt Z. what a Kluther. He he had any brains he'd be dangerous.

by Mt.Cobb Militia November 15, 2011

Kluster fuck

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

klaftwetler

fish, but not shellfish, as defined in the End User License Agreement for the webcomic "The New Adventures of Queen Victoria" as published on August 2, 2009.

The tank was full of klaftwetler, and also some shellfish.

by Her Maj's Loyal Subject August 4, 2009