Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Kliensack

An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.

Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow

Mo: you're such a kliensack

by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017

Kite Flyer

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.

Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!

by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

off kilter

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.

She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..

by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

kitegang

a group formed by 7 members that originated in Eastside Kansas City MO. One of the members is rapper Foolie Auto. Kitegang expanded to Omaha, NE and even Los Angeles, CA. It is a way of living, to be above average, breaking barriers, exceeding expectations, being yourself and not being like the rest, being fresh to death in new clothing, and for the smokers , being "high as a kite"

"you will never see another nigga this kitegang fly"
"I rep kitegang"
"foolie auto and kitegang gonna be in LA this weekend"

by bigdogstatus August 22, 2011