Oskar von kleist

a boy who says possibly and practically a lot. Also, nononononononononononononononono

me: hi oskar von kleist
him: nonononononononononono

by supa person April 26, 2021

Kleinism

To have sudden bouts of illness, usually when a immediate supervisor is absent.

My boss went to lunch, and I feel a kleinism coming on.

by Dr. StrangeLove August 1, 2003

kleibing

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Kleivin

He is cocky but nice to his peers like to save people from their stupidity

Kleivin don't like that guy

by Genggengbabo August 27, 2019

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

Kleining

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

kleinitzed

Being cut off or shut up, by ignorant folk, half through a sentance or into a story.

Person 1: "This flower has an amazing story, do you want to hear it?"
Person 2: "Hmm, NO"
person 1: "You ignorant prick, youv'e just kleinitzed me"

by Stephen75 September 13, 2007