Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Kleaver

An absolute champion of the world and the epitome of ass kickery!

"Wow, Kleaver is so elite!"

by Scott November 21, 2004

Kleenex

The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.

Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.

by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Keeves's Back

An individual who 'can't be arsed', who will take any opportunity to get out of 'a hard days work'. The phrase can be be interchanged with Slacker.

He didn't want to work in August so he developed a 'Keeves's Back'.

by UK Tonto December 5, 2020

kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008