kismet

A great unix wi-fi (wireless) scanner that supports lots of wlan cards.

man i just compiled kismet and it's so much better than network stumbler

by bravo8 May 26, 2006

kidd kismet

His name is matt he likes making people laugh. Talks about depression in his music showing people YOUR not alone. He hates all his exes,but he loves his hoes.he is that one popular kid at school that loves to make people laugh.he has a good soul he even wrote NURSERY RHYME. GOOD SONG BTW. And vice city.
He also is a producer #mattyg

Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening

Kidd kismet is a better rapper than doctor dre just ask Jose sitting right bye u

by Northglenn famous February 10, 2019

Kismet Dating

A dating app based on Vedic astrology. It is part of Ayurveda, and it uses your date, time, and place of birth to create a map of the cosmos. Then, a sacred algorithm uses that map to create a Kismet score with another person.
You are matched with a partner on eight dimensions of compatibility. These eight dimensions of compatibility in kismet dating include, Intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, Birth Star, Emotional, and Temperament

There are Eight dimensions of compatibility are used to determine a match score. kismet dating covers , intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, birth Star, Emotional , and temperament

by Kismet Guru September 20, 2019

kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.

A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat

by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020

kismet irony

when your looking at the world and infer because of your point of view that something is meant to be, preordained, or destined when the reality is that all things are standalone events and not connected whats so ever, but still to percieve the connection between the events or what have you.

my name is frank stark and i feel a kismet irony when i see in the media all of the franks and starks it seems to be riddled with. i.e. francis underwood, tony stark, edward stark, the griffon from fantastic beasts name was frank, etc.

by bentgenius June 27, 2017

Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.

I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."

by VicShuttee October 20, 2016

Phoenix Kismet

a union (alliance of clans) on Runescape.
the name means rebirth and destiny and the union was founded by King aladdin and jarobal1305. Abreviation that is used for the union is PKU.
SPW (Sacred Phoenix Warriors) is the warring list that was made for union wars and now also entered the jcup.

x "what union are you in?"
y "idk yet"
x "join Phoenix kismet, they always have fun"

by jarobal1305 July 7, 2010