Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Jean Kirstein 

One hot a** mf who is underrated. Jean Kirstein is a hot headed, attractive, witty attack on titan character.

Jean Kirstein is not a horse.

I want Jean Kirstein to d*ck me down.

Jean Kirstein by ur.dads.hawt August 17, 2021

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Jean kirstein 

Jean kirstein is the best person who ever existed. He is our lord and savior. The one who will save humanity and get us out of the dark times. He can cure depression with his magical beauty. He is seen as cocky, but deep down he is really loving and kind. He is perfection.

Someone :"Who is Jean Kirstein? "
You: "Jean Kirstein is God."

Jean kirstein by Jeansplumptatas August 25, 2021

Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kiestering 

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

Kiestering by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

Sea Kittening 

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

Sea Kittening by HansSC January 14, 2009