by Birch 208 January 7, 2010
Sexual move, when your having sex guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you're about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with cum and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. After this, the most important step is to run out of the room.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I totally King Kong'd the shit outa her last night."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"
Guy 1: "Sure did."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"
Guy 1: "Sure did."
by RickyBobby26 May 1, 2010
When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right?
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
by Wally Hot Hands February 18, 2010
when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
by Chloe&Callum productions April 18, 2021
During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
by SemanJones January 5, 2013
by boss ton pan cake January 13, 2009