King Kong Shlong 

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

King Kong Shlong by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

king kong shit 

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

king kong shit by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

King Kong style 

Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).

I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!

King Kong style by Laura12 April 30, 2008

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

King Kong Schlong by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

King Kong Skullfuck 

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

King Kong Skullfuck by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick

King kong slong gave it to me last night

king kong slong by Breadder'man March 17, 2017

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

King Kong Schlong by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022