King James

a long hair, normally by itself randomly.
ewww, i got a King James on my chest
by James Green May 24, 2005
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When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010
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A sandwich created by urban legend King James Royalty. It consists of a cheese steak made Philly style (with cheese wiz) French fries stacked on top, served in a wrap that is not cut in half with a side of ketchup. Horrible for your health but amazing for your taste buds.
Dam nigga I gosta get me one of dem King James's I've been hearin bout. Ya das whats up.
by Anton Andresen December 05, 2005
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king james

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.
Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.
Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
by The Viater May 06, 2011
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King (LeBron) James >>>>>>>>>>> King James
by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006
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king james cant dunk but he rains them 3's
by king james the 3rd February 22, 2009
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