Kinect

1. The Xbox 360 motion controller losers use to get in shape.

2. Big brother. He's watching you!

1. Jump, whitey, jump!

2. Put on your tinfoil hat, Schizo's. Kinect is here!

by sortamessedup November 26, 2010

Kinect

Microsoft's new virtual accessory for xbox 360 where unlike the wii, you actually move your WHOLE body. The kinect device has two camaras, a laser, and a motor so it can move its head up and down to look at you. it detecs your motion and body. don't listen to what any of the other insulting definitions say.

No offence to wii, but kinect is more virtual and usful in many ways.

by blakepwner January 25, 2011

Kinected out

When your Kinect moves up and down and checks you out.

Tommy: Dude what are you doing with my Kinect?
Trude: Im totally getting Kinected Out.
Tommy: Its just wondering how tall you are DUH..

by LOLlamaz_1 November 26, 2010

Kinecturbating

The act of slapping one's junk against the camera of a Xbone Kinect. Normally executed via Skype for the pleasure of one or all affiliated with the Skype call.

Guy1: "Hey whats Tim up to?"
Guy2: "He's probably Skyping Sarah with his Kinect."
Guy1:"Fucker is probably kinecturbating?"

by CrispyHippie March 5, 2015

Kinected

To land a blow resulting in personal injury to someone else while playing with a Kinect on Xbox.

Wow, did you see that?! My elbow totally Kinected with his face!

by Kinector November 11, 2010

kinectercise

exerting onself while playing games on the xbox kinect

note to self: while kinectercising check height of ceiling fan before partaking in kinectercise aka beach volleyball.

by bozzymotto January 9, 2011

kinecting

To play Microsoft's Xbox 360 Kinect

Our family had a blast kinecting after we received a free Xbox 360 Kinect from Oprah!

by halohalo November 7, 2010