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kimbo slice

Big, dumb gorill'er, possibly of the silverback species, that fights against men in MMA. Between matches it is kept in a cage and fed bananas. It is theorized it may be the missing link between man and ape.
Back in more ignorant times, it was thought that women would be raped by silverback gorillas, known as kimbo slice, in the wild, but thanks to Jane Goodell, we know that chimps named Chris Brown smacking a bitch is the only simian threat.
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KIMBO SLICE

a BIG ass motherfucker that could easily kill you with one punch
i dont want to fight him, he looks like a Kimbo Slice
by HRV'S FINEST May 2, 2008
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An underground fighter who will fight anyone for $5,000-$10,000. He did 10 years in jail where he gotted ripped and evidently quite aggresive. He's big, bearded, and black and he'll kick just about anyone's ass in a fight. He's as good as it gets for an untrained fighter. Expect to see him on t.v. soon.
Check him out on youtube. DO NOT FUCK WITH KIMBO SLICE!!!
by Jay2.0 July 30, 2008
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A man who shaves his pubic hair completely.
Dude over there, shaves his pubes clean off, Kimbo Slice like.
by cj_ho March 5, 2010
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v:To go so gorilla shit on a chicks' vagina that she just fucking explodes.
"I Kimbo Sliced a bitch last night."

"Damn, I would so Kimbo Slice that shit."
by Jeremiah R. June 16, 2008
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Kimbo Slice is an underground street fighter. Conflicting sources state that Kimbo's full name is either Kevin Ferguson or Abdullah Byrd. This has created some confusion over the identities of the participants in the "Kimbo v. Byrd" fight. He is allegedly the cousin of US Olympic Judoka Rhadi Ferguson. He is approximately 6'2" tall, and weighs 245 lbs. Kimbo is always shown with a full beard and a clean-shaven head. So far, he has always worn white pants or shorts when he fights. Kimbo is a college graduate who works as a bodyguard for In the VIP and MILF Hunter productions.

What does kimbo really do? he beats the fuck out of anything that has the balls to challenge him. If youve got 10k he'll fight you. He is the reason white people are afraid of black people. Kimbo dont flex nuts cuz kimbo knows hes got 'em. In the kimbo vs. Byrd fight Byrds right eye looks like hamburger meat after kimbo finishes with him.
Byrd:(putting hands up to stop kimbo)
Kimbo Slice:slaps hand down* "fuck that, lets run this shit nigga!"
by Dr.Snatch August 30, 2008
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