kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

Killmeteen

A Dope SoundCloud Artist from South Africa with a Fye sound go by the Name 'Abongile Sikelela Biyane'

Did you listen to that song of Killmeteen

by Siyabulela August 14, 2021

Killmeteen

A Dope SoundCloud Artist from South Africa with a Fye sound go by the Name 'Abongile Sikelela Biyane'

Did you listen to that song of Killmeteen

by Siyabulela August 14, 2021

Kilote

Nigerian slang use primarily by African parents meaning, "What is wrong?" or "What is up?"

"Ah ah, kilote? What is going on, boy?"

by hfweufhefuwe June 18, 2018

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023