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The Khan 

The epitome of greatness, suppleness, ripeness, and bountifulness. We must all praise The Khan for his eternal greatness and provide gifts to display our affection for The Bountiful Khan. He is of the utmost ripeness, always ready for the harvest.
Person A: "Hey man, what's new?"
Person B: "Not much, I've just been preparing gifts to offer to The Khan."
Person A: "Oh, yeah – I need to do that too. He's been so supple to us lately, we shall praise The Khan!"
The Khan by WorshipperOfTheKhan November 10, 2009

The Khan 

The greatest of all humans, capable of extraordinary powers. Imitation and eternal love are The Khan's greatest strengths; perhaps, the source of his wizardly powers. The Khan sports a long wizard beard that has the ability to store many things. It is also the fluffiest and most comfortable beard to have ever existed and many farmers harvest its shining white hairs to use in different ways.

A common parting phrase for followers of The Khan is "may The Khan be with you"
Person 1: The Khan is my life.
Farmer: I agree, he provides wizard beard for our family throughout all seasons.
Person 2: May The Khan be with you.
The Khan by WizardlyBeard November 11, 2009

The Wrath of Khan

When you cum in someone's ear
Just as i pulled out, someone started opening the door and as she turned her head to look to see who it was she ended up with the wrath of Khan.

Tony Khan money mark 

Will buy his own wrestling promotion to book his fantasy matches. Can’t take criticism from other people on the internet. Will make excuses like the die hard AEW marks.
Hey want to buy a wrestling promotion? Sure I’m a Tony Khan money mark.

The Ghengis Khan

A sadistic sexual move which involves pouring salt into the orifice of a woman (or man) following intercourse, usually the anus. This is a homage to how Khan would pour salt in the earth and farmland in ther villages he would invade and plunder.
Yeah man, I totally got that skank back for cheating on my by doing the Ghengis Khan in her ass the other night.
The Ghengis Khan by A rash August 20, 2006

Taliban Khan 

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism
Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.