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Keven

Usually born on January 11th. Straight badass. hates people that names start with the letter "m" for some reason. Really good friend if you've known him for a long time.
Woah what a keven
by Kevens are the best November 28, 2018
mugGet the Kevenmug.

Keven

He is an idiot sandwich he is the worst boyfriend ever

He will be rude and petty about everything

He is the freaking worst
Friend:Omg keven it the worst

Me: Yeah he’s bullshit

Bye:lola
by Lola_123456 June 27, 2020
mugGet the Kevenmug.

Kevens

A freaking boss,he is loyal to the end, he gets the girls all over him like oil to a pan UNLIKE ANYBODY ELSE but can't date them,he is sexi boss and tall, a conversation starter, He is the leader of his friends and is always there for them..Arguably the funniest guy on the planet huge calfs,biceps,but man titties,He is strong,fast,and smart.And could get any girl to suck his snobjockey,but can't get any girl to date him. HE IS A SEXI BOSS OVERALL
OMG THAT KEVENS IS SO HOT, LET ME GET ALL OVER HIM AND NOT DATE HIM
by juicejuicegirly November 14, 2013
mugGet the Kevensmug.

keven

very sexually active, loves sarcasm, has giant wenis, and a giant shlong. giant chickes are the best for stews.
by k.a.b April 16, 2008
mugGet the kevenmug.

keven

one of the biggest knob jockeys going. A total dropkick. Keven's are pyschotic woman bashers who blame their actions on anyone or anything except themselves. keven's may seem caring but under that caring attitude really lies ulterior motives they are always scheming. keven's are attention seekers always trying to make others feel sorry for them, they may claim the world is against them, everybody hates them, constant claims of self harm and suicidal tendencies all designed to make you fall into their trap.
beware of that pschyo keven, never trust a keven you will inevitably fall into his web of deceit and betrayal.
by beware of the web of deceit November 23, 2011
mugGet the kevenmug.

Kevene

If you meet a Kevene they probably got on of the biggest cocks your ever seen.Their charismatic nature is a game changer for relationships and a refresher for everyone around them Kevene’s are truly the best
Ex:why did I break up with kevene god damn i’ll never find a man like
him :(
by liverfaliure282 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Kevenemug.

the keven

When you put a condom on your head and put it in a woman vagina
Yoooo I just pulled a keven on my girl

The keven based on a fella
by Coolguykev August 4, 2018
mugGet the the kevenmug.

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