Kernel 

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.

Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.

Kernel by yasinandmohamed December 4, 2022

Kernel 

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.

“Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed

Kernel by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kernel Dwellers 

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.

G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.

Kernel Dwellers by l0stn00b November 13, 2009

kernel panic 

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.

Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.

kernel panic by jheath April 27, 2004

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

kernel bag by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

Kernel Skum 

Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.

"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."

Kernel Skum by yeeson March 11, 2009