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Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd
Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad
I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!
by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019
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Skerplunking

To fornicate repeatedly until unconcious.
Shall we go back to my place for some skerplunking.
by B_man March 19, 2003
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flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.
Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 4, 2014
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Kerplunk

Green Day's second album made after John Kiffmeyer left for only god knows after 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour came out. Also awesome has one of Tre's many songs on it.
~song~
Dominated Love Slave
me: I have every CD except Kerplunk I mean yeah I didn't buy 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour but I do have all the songs ^-^
Billie: well you want me to give you a copy?
me: SURE!
~I get Kerplunk and is happy ^.^~
by The CD Kerplunk ROCKS! September 2, 2006
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kerplunk

The second underground-label album by pop-punk group Green Day. Released in 1992.
Person 1: Have you heard that old Green Day album Kerplunk?
Person 2: Kerplunk? Never heard of it.
Person 1: oh, ok.
by Lizz|Is|Pyro August 25, 2006
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