A small town in South Central Texas. A Kenedy is full of posers and total dickfaces. People like to grab your phone and text your boyfriend to make him mad just because they can. All restaurants become tiring after a year or two. A Kenedy is somewhere you never want to be.
by 1@UR3N June 6, 2011
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Get the kenedy mug.A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.
by Johnkelu April 27, 2017
Get the Kenedy Texas mug.Kenedi. Name given to some MK-Ultra victims. MK = Mind control......control is spelt with a K in German.
EG: Child is given the initials MK at birth....Meridith Kenedi........."Kenedi " not being the families last name. The child is told some lie as to why they have a different last name to the rest of the family.
by skreamer April 22, 2016
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(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
Get the John F Kenedy mug.a beautiful girl who is thoughtful, smart, beautiful, etc. She will make you laugh so hard that you'll have tears running down your face and your pants will be wet. She is the person who would help anyone (especially her friends and family). When it comes to guys, she's a magnet. She makes inside jokes with her closest friends. Keni is the best person you'll ever meet. If you have a friend named Keni, don't let her go.
Bennett: Hey, who's that girl over their with the most beautiful eyes?
Amelia: Oh, her? That's Keni (Kenedy). The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's my best friend.
Amelia: Oh, her? That's Keni (Kenedy). The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's my best friend.
by applejuse211 April 4, 2019
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Kenedi is a weird kid
by Kenedi April 26, 2019
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