This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
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The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission
The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission
by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003
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Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.
When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.
Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.
When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.
Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.
"Did he just leave his girl to get his dick sucked by someone halfway across the world? Did he just pull a Kempy?
"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"
"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"
by Mike's Shit Defs April 06, 2022
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