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kegel berry

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.
Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!
by Charlie108 September 11, 2010
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kegel chiropractic

The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.
I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.
by cougar wordslut July 19, 2013
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kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014
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Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...
by goatonwire June 2, 2009
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kegel bites

1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.

2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.

3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.

Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
by Mike the Gay January 11, 2008
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kegel crusher

A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015
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kegel tremors

giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure

only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move

unnoticed by males if performed properly
Jack was taking too long to come so Jill performed a few kegel tremors and viola!
by powerfulone September 23, 2013
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