by Charlie108 September 11, 2010
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When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014
Get the kegel finagle mug.A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
by goatonwire June 2, 2009
Get the Kegel Exerciser mug.1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.
2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.
3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.
3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.
Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
by Mike the Gay January 11, 2008
Get the kegel bites mug.Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015
Get the kegel crusher mug.giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure
only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move
unnoticed by males if performed properly
only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move
unnoticed by males if performed properly
by powerfulone September 23, 2013
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