Keener

An individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party in moderate amounts.

I'm not a nerd; I'm just a keener sometimes -- love keeping up with readings, finishing assignments early and start studying for test 3 weeks before it.

by Ancah January 7, 2010

keener

An individual that is obessessed with homework yet still finds time to party it up and party they do.

It's a Friday night and Jaymie is drunk, but the party is dying down so they pull out their homework. Therefore Jaymie is a keener.
OR
"I was studying for fun earlier let's get plastered now!" < that would be a keener talking or Jaymie
OR
"You're a keener" or "What a keener" (refering to jaymie or taylor)
OR
"WTH Taylor is on the principals list but got so drunk that her hangover resulted in taking half an hour to walk a block and sitting in 5 different puddles along the way" TAYLOR WOULD BE A KEENER.

by Gemini Dorian March 27, 2007

keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007

Keener

are homosexuals who usualy live in or around memphis area of hickvill tennesse. They usually pretends to "rep" queenies and kingsies. They also are well known for jacking off with other males on XBL thru video chats and uno. They are typicaly a home schooled nerds who pretend to have friends and will randomly scream " aye yo john my nikka have u finished that report on George Washington?" (or something like that) in mid summer when even summer school has ended to pretend that they have friends... they tell gay stories that never happened on AIM or on XBL

exaple on AIM
(keener)Hnbigj: hey u bring that sex jelly?
JDoeAKAJDeezy: im not gay
(keener)Hnbigj: whats wrong with a little penis every now and then mario ?
JDoeAKAJDeezy:this isnt mario
(Keener)Hnbigj: WRONG AIM

exapmle on XBL
A KEENER: Hey guys wanna go on Uno and jack off with some 12 year olds ?

by Queenies 4 Lyfe Nukka March 2, 2008

Keener

Adjective noun for a person who is overwhelming keen , enthusiastic about a project or excited about an interest.

The kids are very excited about going to Fantasy land in Disney World....they're saying dad let's go to Fantasy land we can't wait to get there. The Dad replies okay my little keeners let's go

by E.Parti November 23, 2019

Keener

A party or get together where booze or gambling is frowned upon.

Dude, that party was a total Keener. If you’re planning on throwing a Keener, count me out!

by Cgland May 8, 2022

Keener Bingo

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

by dshea August 16, 2009