The perfect girlfriend. And a total sweetheart. She's everything you'd ever want in a woman, and more.
The most beautiful girl you'd ever lay eyes on. She has great hair, and she's not afraid to flaunt it.
If looks could kill, you'd die after a fraction of a glance at her perfection.
She's a very honest person, and she'll speak her mind. She's always right, so arguing with her is pointless.
Kavian never backs down from a challenge, but you'd regret challenging her. Underestimating her will ultimately lead to your doom.
Symptoms of contact with Kavian for an extended period of time include a loss of feelings for anyone else, increased heart rate, dizziness, insomnia and excessive fantasizing.
One of the funniest people you'll ever know. Kavian has a great sense of humor.
She can cheer up just about anyone.
The one that puts all of your exes to shame. Her amazing personality and dazzling features are second to none, so always keep a can opener handy. You never know when you'll need to open up a can of whoop-ass on whoever it is that tries to flirt with her.
However, she's no pushover and can easily beat them up herself. Or you, for that matter.
Kavian is extremely loyal and would do anything for the people she cares about.
She'll stick with you through thick and thin.
The most constant and abundant source of happiness on Earth.
You'll be smiling the whole time she's around. If you're lucky enough to be with her, never let her go.
She's definitely a keeper.
The most beautiful girl you'd ever lay eyes on. She has great hair, and she's not afraid to flaunt it.
If looks could kill, you'd die after a fraction of a glance at her perfection.
She's a very honest person, and she'll speak her mind. She's always right, so arguing with her is pointless.
Kavian never backs down from a challenge, but you'd regret challenging her. Underestimating her will ultimately lead to your doom.
Symptoms of contact with Kavian for an extended period of time include a loss of feelings for anyone else, increased heart rate, dizziness, insomnia and excessive fantasizing.
One of the funniest people you'll ever know. Kavian has a great sense of humor.
She can cheer up just about anyone.
The one that puts all of your exes to shame. Her amazing personality and dazzling features are second to none, so always keep a can opener handy. You never know when you'll need to open up a can of whoop-ass on whoever it is that tries to flirt with her.
However, she's no pushover and can easily beat them up herself. Or you, for that matter.
Kavian is extremely loyal and would do anything for the people she cares about.
She'll stick with you through thick and thin.
The most constant and abundant source of happiness on Earth.
You'll be smiling the whole time she's around. If you're lucky enough to be with her, never let her go.
She's definitely a keeper.
Kavian is just so perfect.
Dang, I wish I had a girlfriend like Kavian.
Back off, bro. Kavian is mine.
Dang, I wish I had a girlfriend like Kavian.
Back off, bro. Kavian is mine.
by KavianIsMine September 10, 2013
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Get the kaviyan mug.The perfect girlfriend. And a total sweetheart. She's everything you'd ever want in a woman, and more.
The most beautiful girl you'd ever lay eyes on. She has great hair, and she's not afraid to flaunt it.
If looks could kill, you'd die after a fraction of a glance at her perfection.
She's a very honest person, and she'll speak her mind. She's always right, so arguing with her is pointless.
Kavian never backs down from a challenge, but you'd regret challenging her. Underestimating her will ultimately lead to your doom.
Symptoms of contact with Kavian for an extended period of time include a loss of feelings for anyone else, increased heart rate, dizziness, insomnia and excessive fantasizing.
One of the funniest people you'll ever know. Kavian has a great sense of humor.
She can cheer up just about anyone.
The one that puts all of your exes to shame. Her amazing personality and dazzling features are second to none, so always keep a can opener handy. You never know when you'll need to open up a can of whoop-ass on whoever it is that tries to flirt with her.
However, she's no pushover and can easily beat them up herself. Or you, for that matter.
Kavian is extremely loyal and would do anything for the people she cares about.
She'll stick with you through thick and thin.
The most constant and abundant source of happiness on Earth.
You'll be smiling the whole time she's around. If you're lucky enough to be with her, never let her go.
She's definitely a keeper.
The most beautiful girl you'd ever lay eyes on. She has great hair, and she's not afraid to flaunt it.
If looks could kill, you'd die after a fraction of a glance at her perfection.
She's a very honest person, and she'll speak her mind. She's always right, so arguing with her is pointless.
Kavian never backs down from a challenge, but you'd regret challenging her. Underestimating her will ultimately lead to your doom.
Symptoms of contact with Kavian for an extended period of time include a loss of feelings for anyone else, increased heart rate, dizziness, insomnia and excessive fantasizing.
One of the funniest people you'll ever know. Kavian has a great sense of humor.
She can cheer up just about anyone.
The one that puts all of your exes to shame. Her amazing personality and dazzling features are second to none, so always keep a can opener handy. You never know when you'll need to open up a can of whoop-ass on whoever it is that tries to flirt with her.
However, she's no pushover and can easily beat them up herself. Or you, for that matter.
Kavian is extremely loyal and would do anything for the people she cares about.
She'll stick with you through thick and thin.
The most constant and abundant source of happiness on Earth.
You'll be smiling the whole time she's around. If you're lucky enough to be with her, never let her go.
She's definitely a keeper.
Kavian is just so perfect.
Dang, I wish I had a girlfriend like Kavian.
Back off, bro. Kavian is mine.
Dang, I wish I had a girlfriend like Kavian.
Back off, bro. Kavian is mine.
by KavianIsMine September 10, 2013
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Hey Kavigan! Yaba Daba Doo!!
by Kevin Brian McFarlane December 9, 2003
Get the Kavigan mug.In ancient times, the Spartans would judge babies to determine whether they were worthy of living. The unfit ones were tossed off a mountain and killed. While this method of selection seems cruel in today's society, there is one person who the world would do well to get rid of. Although he calls himself Kavian The Great, the only thing "great" is his lack of intelligence. In World War II, he assisted the French in fighting the Germans...the French. Once the Germans took over, he begged for salvation, and after multiple "services rendered" to German officers, he was allowed to survive. He was mistaken for a Jew in 1943, due to his horrific physical features, and lived in Auschwitz for a year and a half, until the Allies liberated it. They found him crying in a corner as the other Jews ridiculed him; even in their eyes he was unequal. After the war, he became a fashion designer until US army drafted him as a nurse into Vietnam. Although he bragged about his involvement in the war when he returned, he in fact did horse shit for the US army. When his medical services were called upon, he ran off screaming, "Fuck this shit! I'm joining the Japs!" He changed his name to Jamarcus Jamal when he returned to the US in an attempt to start a new life as a brother from the hood. He suffered multiple injuries in 1985 when he referred to two black men as his "niggas." After that incident, he decided to pursue a hopeless career in computer technology. He now lives with his mother in Georgia.
"I've never seen anything quite so hideous." Kavian's mom at his birth.
"The United States is on Defcon 1. A major threat to national security and the general well-being of this country has presented itself. We must take action against this threat." President Kennedy in response to Kavian's arrival back into America.
"We hate him so much." Petition signed by 95% of residents of city where he lives.
"He is a disgrace to our people." Kavian's father
"The United States is on Defcon 1. A major threat to national security and the general well-being of this country has presented itself. We must take action against this threat." President Kennedy in response to Kavian's arrival back into America.
"We hate him so much." Petition signed by 95% of residents of city where he lives.
"He is a disgrace to our people." Kavian's father
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