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Karlism

"Karlism" is an extremely negative paranoid view of the world, combined with a sadomasochistic non-productive extraordinarily vocal and manipulative tendency to express such negative views in order to obtain a personal benefit, even though it usually accomplishes the exact opposite of what the person expressing such views might be trying to achieve.
Even in case John had been correct in some of his critical observations, his usual non-productive way of communication can be seen as a perfect example of "Karlism."

Due to his "Karlistic" approach, John who felt management had been conspiring against him from the beginning, only made the situation worse when he openly accused a board member of manipulation and deceit."
by Pieterro July 4, 2008
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Karpism

a cult revolving around JK
zoe: “what are you doing after school?”
brooke: “going to me karpism meet.”
by jessica424 November 8, 2020
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karpism

Karpism is both a religion and a form of government, particularly an autocratic governement where karp is karp. In Karpism as a religion, Karpists devote their entire lifestyles to pleasing Karp.
“Our country should really become socialist.”
I don’t know, I think Karpism would have the most benefits.”
by itsShyft August 28, 2021
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karlaism

karlaism is a religion or cult based on the belief that there is a godly creature named karla (often confused with the name 'klara') who may be visible to some people as a teenager who is a ginger and possibly identifies as a girl, which there is no direct record of, or a small dog which can be seen on posters in many cities around the world that say things like "who has seen karla?".
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.
"i have converted to karlaism, i am now a karlaist."
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"
by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022
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Karelism

A religion that worships the violinist, Karel Holas. April 18 is the Karelist equivalent to Christmas, it is also known as Mom Karel Day.
I support Karelism.
Do you see that person over there? He is a Karelist.
Praise Mom Karel! :D
by yugochan July 10, 2018
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Kangalism

This is a condition in adult males who live at home sponging off their ageing parents, to avoid expenses such as mortgage payments to enable them to finance flash cars.

Be a man, don't fall victim to kangalism
Look at that free loader, the kangalism is strong with him.
by Captain sala February 12, 2017
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Karolism

When someone is against brooms and likes to be random.
You commited karolism
by mlemingshobe June 2, 2020
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