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Kenneth Kaniff

Kenneth Kaniff is a fictional character who was created by Eminem. He has a deep raspy voice which makes him sound like a creepy pedophile, which is implied in the few skits Eminem has made using him.
A lot of people now know Kenneth Kaniff through Whiteboy7thst, a famous youtuber who is a big fan of Eminem and uses the Kenneth Kaniff voice in some of his videos.
My name is Kenneth Kaniff....Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut...
by cowboybeanz July 27, 2011
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Kalifa

\k(a)-li-fa\, pronounced kah-LEE-fah (though often said as kah-lee-fuh) is a Somalian name meaning "Holy girl". Kalifa is a humble loving person who loves to love and be loved by others. Pleasing God is also of utmost importance to the Kalifa.
That girl looks like a Kalifa, she is very sweet.
by Ken Ping May 19, 2010
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Abbr. P Rok
1.A State located on the Western coast of the United States, heavily Liberal, and radically against Gun Rights.
Thank god I got out of the People's Republic of Kalifornia, It's rough out there.

Oh man, you're lucky you got out of the P Rok alive.
by The one and only Bob Barker October 17, 2008
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Kaniffer

One who uses a running class on Modern Warfare 2 and uses nothing but a tactical knife.
"Dude, did u see how many kills that guy had?"
"Hell yeah! Hes one hell of a kaniffer"
by The Dict8r December 12, 2009
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Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton
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kalif

- jamaican/chinese person that can get away with anything, is amazingly sexy, and can have sex with everyone without getting any STD's
-see also "superman"
"At first I thought he was a kalif, then I found out he has herpes...."
by ohshit February 5, 2008
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Kajiff

Kajiffing is when someone allows their body to move itself in completely random state.
David just kajiffed down the hallway!

When Sarah kajiffed, she pulled a muscle.

It's hard to kajiff and put a coat on at the same time. Just ask my grandfather!
by Duquendorf March 14, 2011
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