Kajiff 

Kajiffing is when someone allows their body to move itself in completely random state.

David just kajiffed down the hallway!

When Sarah kajiffed, she pulled a muscle.

It's hard to kajiff and put a coat on at the same time. Just ask my grandfather!

Kajiff by Duquendorf March 14, 2011

Kahiffle 

Kha-hiff-le

a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of

Man i was in a big Kahiffle when my mom walked into me and my girlfriend making out

i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360

You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend

Kahiffle by CokoloneMafia May 3, 2010

Ken Kaniff 

The homosexual persona of Ken Kaniff is the creation of underground Detroit rapper Aristotle. After lending his voice to a skit on The Slim Shady LP, a dispute between Eminem and Aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. From the Marshall Mathers LP onwards, all skits using the Ken Kaniff persona have been performed by Eminem, not Aristotle - usually in an attempt to poke fun.

Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.

The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.

I am put off by the voice of Ken Kaniff and his homosexual antics.

Ken Kaniff by Sheila Bone June 11, 2006

Kenneth Kaniff 

Kenneth Kaniff is a fictional character who was created by Eminem. He has a deep raspy voice which makes him sound like a creepy pedophile, which is implied in the few skits Eminem has made using him.
A lot of people now know Kenneth Kaniff through Whiteboy7thst, a famous youtuber who is a big fan of Eminem and uses the Kenneth Kaniff voice in some of his videos.

My name is Kenneth Kaniff....Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut...

Kenneth Kaniff by cowboybeanz July 27, 2011

Kaniffer

One who uses a running class on Modern Warfare 2 and uses nothing but a tactical knife.

"Dude, did u see how many kills that guy had?"
"Hell yeah! Hes one hell of a kaniffer"

Kaniffer by The Dict8r December 12, 2009

kaziff 

The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!

I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.

kaziff by B-Town May 7, 2003

Kaniffer valve  

A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wife.

Hey honey I need to go help Josh fix his kaniffer valve on his truck.

Kaniffer valve by Hill person February 10, 2009