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Ka-Ching Ka-Chow 

The sound your phone makes when you get late Venmo money. Alternative definitions: the phrase your dad-bod boyfriend uses after sex.
*Ka-Ching Ka-Chow* “Oh wow, Grace must have finally payed me back”

Kachow Moment 

Popularly used in the sentence that's a kachow moment.

Originally picked up as slang from the movie cars by Pixar and Disney.
Guy1: I can't believe he said that it's so funny
Guy2: This is such a kachow moment.

A kachow moment is similar to a bruh moment
Kachow Moment by SG3xHERO August 17, 2020
If you are in a red car and you pass another car, you are obligated to flash your headlights and yell "Kachow!" Or when you get into a car accident.

Yes my dude
Guy One: I just ran over that homeless man.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.
Kachow by FaZe Pvssyslayer September 19, 2017
The term that was banned at my school because my teacher looked on Urban dictionary.
"Oh yeah, Lightning's ready. Kachow!"
Kachow by Johnny_Boi December 5, 2018

My First Kachow 

I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"

I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
when you're too cool
theo *puts glasses on*
theo: "kachow"
Kachow by Faggot@kys.com February 19, 2017