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A derogatory term for any member of any Asian race, be it Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean, or one of those little no-name countries in between. Doesn't apply as much to American-Asians but still funny to use on them.
"Damn man, I should have paid more attention to this area before I moved here. There are kwoks everywhere!"
Kwok by NickyBenz June 7, 2009
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kwok, hande' 

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world
person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world
kwok, hande' by hande October 24, 2004

Kwok sticks 

A name referring to an asian girl.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kwok sticks

Kwok's quease 

(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.
Kwok's quease by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012

The Willis Kwok Incident 

The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?

Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's

Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?

Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
The tiny Little man that hacks the school system and tries to be the best but isn't. Alex worries about his nose and he gets scared of mirrors. A_kowk of crap that he got into the soccer team. he needs to eat food so that he doesn't die of starvation. he is scared of food because he doesn't want to lose the wonky six pack.
a_kwok of crap
a_kwok by eL_Gordo_is_chubbs March 20, 2019