Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

Kevin Bacon by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

Kevin Bacon by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara

Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!

Kevin Bacon by Nikkita Spanxxx July 1, 2005

Kevin Bacon

That guy who won't shut up about EE.

"I'm not here to talk about Kevin Bacon Hollywood A-Lister, I'm here to talk about Kevin Bacon centre of the universe..." *turns off device*

Kevin Bacon by tyxie April 13, 2015

Kevin Bacon

Yes I agree with megan

kevin Bacon is not jamaican.

Kevin Bacon by I love ewan also March 27, 2004

Kevin Bacon

don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...

...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".

kevin bacon is sexcellent.

Kevin Bacon by we are so totally footloose January 3, 2005

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburger 

A new cheeseburger from Carls Jr. that, when eaten or injected into the veins after blending, will transform you into a deranged, invisible murder.

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburgers are great to eat before skinny dipping if you are dissatisfied with your figure.

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburger by iateallofthecereal December 8, 2010