Kachow

when you're too cool

theo *puts glasses on*
theo: "kachow"

by [e-mail] February 19, 2017

Kachow

Heaven

Kachow- lighting McQueen

by ttacott66 April 29, 2019

Kanchow

a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.

Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.

by bojays March 18, 2018

Kachow

It’s what lightning McQueen says.

Kachow

by Blinging July 11, 2018

blood sweat and kachow

A horrific faniction of Lightning McQueen x ALL of BTS. It really truly makes all readers want to day

Hey did you read Blood Sweat and Kachow? yeah i want to fucking drink bleach

by whore number 4 February 12, 2019

Kachow

Also commonly referred to the classic catchphrase of the notorious "Lightning McQueen", kachow is a term that is used as a reference to when a man sneezes while taking a piss resulting in a "KACHOW". A kachow can only be avoided if the victim starts to force his piss stream to a higher PSI, or just holding in the sneeze.

Jim: Kachowwww!
Debbie: (walks into bathroom) What Jim?
Jim: I fucking sneezed while pissing, what else would it be?
Debbie: Kachow?
Jim: Fuck you Debbie, no one likes you.

by BLACKDADDY4LIFE July 12, 2017

Kachow

Smacking someone with your semen

Bruh nina just got kachowed

by Flamecaller November 22, 2018