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Jungleton

A person who resembles or has behavior consistent of that of a jungle dwelling creature such as a chimp or other primate. They may be seen engaging in ritualistic mating dances in public areas, or patting their disheveled weaves on the shores of the nearest watering hole. They often reply to communication from others with "whoops" or "calls". Jungletons should not be approached under any circumstance, except by animal control.
Steve: Why is Tranisha running on all fours???
Jeremy: Oh Steve, pay her no mind, she's just a Jungleton.

Daquan: Bae twerkin like she from the Mothaland.
Javonte: That tribal twerk, imma get me some.

Nat Geo Film Crew: Watch closely as the Jungletons approach the female specimen.
by Kaffrey July 27, 2014
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Janglesteined

Janglesteined - (n) (adj) - The illuminati's deceptive use of race, religion, fractional reserve banking, usury, pharmaceutical drugs, 5G, and the combination of which to extrapolate power by keeping us all divided and in fear of one another and in debt to private banking institutions, all while blaming it on one another instead of the illuminati and the banks.
'Damn bro, he got the vax, and all the boosters..' 'Yep, JANGLESTEINED!'
by billyjones2024 December 1, 2022
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junglee

A word used in Hindi to describe a person with no manners, or respect.
What a junglee that guy is.
by GReddyTalon October 2, 2007
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Juggalo/Juggalette

(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)

1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.

2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.

3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.

4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!

5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.

6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.

7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.

8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.

9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!

Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.

Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!

Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
by MacDAS October 28, 2006
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Juggalo/juggalette

Slightly resembling humanoid type figures with severe emotional issues that don't want to be recognized. Which is the real Juggalo/Juggalette?
Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?

If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.

If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).

And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
by Bob the Jugga-Sheep August 18, 2006
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Juggalo/Juggalette

The male and female names for individuals suffering from a severe genetic disorder usually brought about by inbreeding and/or having extra chromosomes.

Juggalo/Juggalettes are easily identifiable by the following symptoms:

-obesity
-clown make-up
-pale complexion (even without make-up)
-a affection towards piss poor rapping by clowns
-heavy Faygo consumption
-below average height
-acne
-primate-like stature, usually caused by injuries sustained during backyard-'rasslin bouts
-oversized, heavily-stained jerseys
-poor communication/English skills
-illiteracy
-apathy ("not giving a fuck" as they say)
-incoherent, angry ranting directed at "feminem"
-bouts of drooling and dribbling lips with finger
If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to make conversation, as this may damage your IQ. Avoid eye-contact if possible, as it is impolite to stare. Remember that Juggalos/Juggalettes are human beings (as hard as it may be to believe) and can still be valueable members of society and are worthy of our respect.
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junette

a beautiful person; fun creative joker; wise or wiser; lovable

sweet; you..
oh hey
hey
junettes so cool
i know right

yeah bro xD
huh?
(p.s kind to ; forget)
by lolzzi February 5, 2017
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