Jumanji

Where Robin Williams lost all his hopes and aspirations.

R.I.P a legend

oh yeah taylor lautner is really in Jumanji right now

by HELLOKITYYAMOMISDONEWITHYALIFE December 26, 2017

Jumanji

verb tr. - to take one's testicles and drum them upon another's face in a manner that could inspire a particular LARGE samurai.

noun - the performance of said act.

The last Mooderai stumbles upon an epiphany as he looks up from ye olde shogunate scrolls on the GHS library table and utters his realization, now manifest: "Jumanji...."

by Comandante Fabuloso November 10, 2008

Jumanji

A word used to describe marijuana ; either as just the substance or the act of smoking.

Lets go smoke some jumanji. Wheres the Jumanji. Lets go play Jumanji

by Future Society June 29, 2006

Jumanji

When a man proceeds to use his testicles to drum on someone's face. A variation of the tea bag.
See: nut slap

do you seriously need an example?

by Chairman Mao December 6, 2004

Jumanji

A movie I barely remember, but my memory was refreshed when this black chick in my class used it as an insult to the teacher, calling him jumanji... what the hell. It was funny, and stupid as hell. I was on the floor laughin for at least a good minute.

Say that to my face Jumanji

by Charlie Murphy March 19, 2004

Jumanji

A board game found in a hole that plays the drums excedingly well. Also a shit move.

Hey look, its Jumanji! Lets play!

Jumanji's on at 9:00, thats a shit movie.

by Hugo January 24, 2004

Jumanji

when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!

by Chris Walcutt May 3, 2006