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July 1st 

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said
guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."
July 1st by reallystinky June 24, 2022

July 1st 

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever
Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

july 1st 

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷
july 1st by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

July 1st 

People born on this day are some of the ugliest but sexiest people in the world with trash and amazing personalities
Hey are you a July 1st because your a awful but good person
July 1st by Cheese21ch October 15, 2019

july 1st 

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)
person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry
july 1st by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019

July 1st 

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.
July 1st by Krifmas June 28, 2021