Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

Juan Pablo Montoya

The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.

Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship

Person 2: What make him?

Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.

by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 5, 2022

Juan Pablo

An absolute professional wall crosser, using any means ranging from tunnels, catapults, slingshots like angry birds, cactus camouflager to pole vaulting like an Olympian. Likes other Mexicans or French/Swiss girls but usually is friendzoned or given an FWB status. Beware of the ferrel Juan Pablos, they can be dangerously horny.

Look, there's another Juan Pablo trying to get across the great wall again. Lemme grab my gun and plead the fifth. He's trying a slingshot this time!

by NameJustice2000 December 12, 2016

mr bear carlos juan pablo junior

THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.

DAMN MR BEAR CARLOS JUAN PABLO JUNIOR LOOKIN SUPERRRR FINE TODAAYYYY

by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019

Juan Pablo

A runnaway from Mexico with white hair, a sex offender. If licked, grows by 11 inches.Loves when girls lick his butt.

Heavens! Thats a Juan Pablo!!!!

by kalvarskiy November 17, 2016

Juankarlo

Juankarlo is the most amazing man in the world, who is intelligent, handsome, generous, has a very kind heart, can make anyone smile and has a smile of his own that is the most beautiful thing ever.

that guy over there is so handsome, he's such a juankarlo.

by luxiegirl October 17, 2011

Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.

I want Juan Pablo to choke me.

by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021