Henry Joyner

Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.

Wow, that Henry Joyner is so kind!

by starcasm November 13, 2011

Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)

Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.

by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017

joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!

by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008

jonterrica

a very beautiful ,sweet out going person and sometimes crazy

Jonterrica is very pretty

by till4546 May 31, 2018

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

Joyner

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...

by awesomeness09765321 November 29, 2011

cable jointer

the lowlife of the electrical industry

that cable jointer should have trained as a linesman

by lad1738 December 9, 2016