Jorden

Jorden has a big booty
Long head
Roger head hehe

Jorden walking around with a fattie crabby patty

by Big daddy sageii November 21, 2021

Jorden

Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure

Damn is that jorden why he doing them boys like that.

by a fan of zoldierkid January 10, 2022

Jorden

a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back

p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown

by heccu April 25, 2019

Jorden

Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.

"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."

by Curry Mask April 14, 2006

Jorden

Jorden is a type of human who is a cold bitch on the outside but a teddy bear on the inside. They tend to care too much about others which causes them hurt. They are persistent but indecisive.

You don’t get it, you’re being a Jorden.

by Sladermater69 November 22, 2021

Jorden

A real nigga. Stays out the way, keeps a small circle and keeps it 100. Great sex, so if u got it u better keep it!

She was telling me all about the great things Jorden does, I need me a Jorden.

by KamouXP23 March 1, 2023

Jorden

The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. A girl you would be lucky to have in your life, and someone who would move mountains for the one she loves. A twin flame/ soulmate!

That girl is such a Jorden!

by ErkOdang February 25, 2020