Jonah 

a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.

jonah is god

Jonah by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021

Jonah 

he cool
he cool
he cool

He just cool
jonah

Jonah by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019

Jonah 

Jonah is the sweetest and most honest person you will ever meet. Even if he disappears over the rainbow, you’d better go looking for him. Jonah is funny and loves to joke around with his friends. He will never tell a lie and never cheat on anything, especially his girl. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves her as much as the moon loves the stars.

Jonah is a friend that you’d love to call a brother. He is helpful and is never embarrassed by being himself! Jonah’s are sporty and creative, overall a great guy to be around.

If you get ahold of a Jonah in your life, don’t let him go!

Mary: “Man, look at that guy go! He looks so confident!”
Elenor: “Yeah, that’s Jonah! He’s the best!”

Jonah by Horsesandorcasforever October 7, 2018

Jonah 

Usually a pussy, but has some of the best memes you can find.

Jonah won’t do the job but he’ll get the memes instead.

Jonah by Wowidbns July 1, 2019

Jonah 

Jonah is the most amazing guy you could ever talk to or meet. He will make you laugh for hours on end. He's wonderful but doesn't believe it when you tell him so. He has awesome eyes and hair. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a major bookworm. He is very sweet and nice but notice how sweet he actually is. The thought of never talking to him again crushes your heart.

Jenny: I'm so in love with him!
Sarah: what's he like?
Jenny: he's a Jonah!
Sarah: wow never let him go!

Jonah by Awkwardness:P August 12, 2011

Jonah 

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha

Jonah is always talking about memes.

Jonah by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017

Jonah 

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.

“What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked

Jonah by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018