Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

by DictionarySuperMan December 17, 2011

Jon Jon Blazing Squad

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.

Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."

by JJBS March 29, 2010

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018

papa n jon jon

one day papa n jon jon were hangin in dey HOUS. one day jon jon snucc out and he got sum SHOOGER. den papa found out and gave him a bin duty. then jon jon died of die of beaties. then papa died of meth overdose bc he thought the meth was shooger. but he got the dub for his dead wife DOI DOI so he was gud. then he spent the rest of eternity with jon jon and his wife DOI DOI in heaven

lmao wassup have u heard the story about papa n jon jon

by barry banana big bonnana September 20, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a pimp daddy Jon Jon

2) you look like a pimp daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Im a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018