Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018

Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023

johnsonburg

Johnsonburg is a town full of boogins and druggies that dont take showers. 90% are in poverty.90% are also either scene, goth, or emo. it smells like absolute crap everywhere you go and it's a complete disgrace to live in Johnsonburg.

"what's that's smell"
"Johnsonburg the beautiful town of druggies boogins and skanks!"

by Laura56889372929 October 31, 2013

JOHNSONBURGER

A cock-meat sandwich

Amanda said she can't wait to sink her teeth into a JOHNSONBURGER because she is so horny

by J-BURGER April 18, 2009